When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie, Police Academy.
Homer
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Beanie and Cecil
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.unknown
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
