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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Ellen DeGeneres

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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

Garry Shandling

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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.

Steven Wright