"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22.
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
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Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! Ive seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening..