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Every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately in life there is more woe than tail

Rodney Dangerfield

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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Steven Wright

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Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued. Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.