Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me

    * It's more fun to color outside the lines.
    * If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
    * Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.


    * If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either.
    * Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.
    * Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
    * If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
    * There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
    * If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
    * Save a place in lines for your friends.
    * Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
    * Making your bed is a waste of time.
    * Make up the rules as you go along.
    * It doesn't matter who started it.
    * Ask for sprinkles.
    * Hang on tight
    * Ask "why" until you understand.

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